Fazbook Profilz

Kate: Juan we found you on Facebook!

Monica: We are going to friend request you now.

Juan: Na man, you too whitz.

I'm not an azzole...

Scene: Monica is sitting outside on the front stairs. Juan is leaning against the railing with butt facing the street. Two attractive women walk by. Monica activates fart machine.

Woman 1: What was that?

Woman 2: (Pointing to Juan) That Man up there!

Woman 1: Asshole!

Juan: That wazn't me. Damnz!!!