spring iz sprung

juan to amy: stephen needs 2 screams on his windows... only one window has a scream, and i need 2 for the othas.

Phonz a ringin...

Monica (answering front phone) : The Colbert Report!
Female on the other line: Is Juan there?
Monica: Yes, may I ask who is calling?
Female: What?
Monica: May I ask who is calling?
Female: His Baby Mama!!!
Monica: Oh, okay, hold on.

Monica walks out to the front stairs and finds Juan there.

Juan: What?
Monica: Baby Mama on the phone for you.
Juan: Oh Shitz!

biggz person

you two arz like twins...cept you the bigger one!

(Juan on Kristin and Monica's resemblance)