ohhh no!

stabbed agin!

no need for phonetics...

yesterday I was taking my socks off and my toenail came out and I was like yo what the fuck was that.

slippa-wee floorz.

caan we mae it bubba lettaz, so erebody cun c it?

aaron asks juan to clean his office...

you tell juan clean yo offiz i say min yor buznez.

yo my maan leavin at five o clah....

so i leavin' at sis-thirty!

uh-oh...

she gotta hole in the wall.
(nate - is that where the snakes get in?)
snakes... catapilla...