tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88655047351460532082012-02-16T02:22:18.319-08:00jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15429094180683974649noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-4909121805944617792010-11-18T09:55:00.000-08:002010-11-18T10:00:39.163-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/TOVpaLIWZCI/AAAAAAAAADs/aH59VVFb_9Q/s1600/calendar%2B"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/TOVpaLIWZCI/AAAAAAAAADs/aH59VVFb_9Q/s400/calendar%2B" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540950814934590498" border="0" /></a>Juan (to Monica) : You going out tonight?<br /><br />Monica: Maybe<br /><br />Juan: Yous hasn't been out in for-eva.<br /><br />Monica: Not really, maybe like 6 weeks?<br /><br />Juan: Nah man, longer than 6 weeks, you haven't been out in like a month!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-490912180594461779?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-39683536330246102312010-08-25T11:35:00.000-07:002010-08-25T11:50:30.376-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/THVln4I77aI/AAAAAAAAADc/7CCIJYQy2Wg/s1600/juan"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/THVln4I77aI/AAAAAAAAADc/7CCIJYQy2Wg/s400/juan" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509421454916840866" border="0" /></a><br />Nate waits patiently for Juan to arrive in the afternoon to ask him about a "Box Situation".<br /><br />Finally, Juan walks in the front door...<br /><br />Nate: Juan, hey, I've been waiting for you all day.<br /><br />Juan (very emphatically) : <span style="font-weight: bold;">WHAT YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE?<br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-3968353633024610231?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-37709748162242861882010-07-07T11:42:00.000-07:002010-07-07T11:50:22.889-07:00Kate: Juan they are about to sentence Lindsay Lohan, come watch with me.<br /><br /><br />Juan: Give her life manz ! That'z it !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-3770974816224286188?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-10571503392803636072010-06-25T09:33:00.000-07:002010-06-25T09:42:55.816-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/TCTbUpW4SPI/AAAAAAAAADU/AHwvlzjgrHk/s1600/juan+and+elmo.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/TCTbUpW4SPI/AAAAAAAAADU/AHwvlzjgrHk/s400/juan+and+elmo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486751393789790450" border="0" /></a><br />Kate: Juan we found you on Facebook!<br /><br />Monica: We are going to friend request you now.<br /><br />Juan: Na man, you too whitz.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-1057150339280363607?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-69621680975951314572010-06-04T11:39:00.000-07:002010-06-04T11:51:35.939-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/TAlKVstRFSI/AAAAAAAAADM/IEl-CvwjMrs/s1600/fart.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 396px; height: 360px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/TAlKVstRFSI/AAAAAAAAADM/IEl-CvwjMrs/s400/fart.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478992158311650594" border="0" /></a><br />Scene: Monica is sitting outside on the front stairs. Juan is leaning against the railing with butt facing the street. Two attractive women walk by. Monica activates fart machine.<br /><br />Woman 1: What was that?<br /><br />Woman 2: (Pointing to Juan) That Man up there!<br /><br />Woman 1: Asshole!<br /><br />Juan: That wazn't me. Damnz!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-6962168097595131457?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-84781449768399227842010-04-22T11:19:00.000-07:002010-04-22T11:23:52.815-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/S9CT897U37I/AAAAAAAAADE/9c5y_Hen_7A/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-04-22+at+2.21.34+PM.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/S9CT897U37I/AAAAAAAAADE/9c5y_Hen_7A/s400/Screen+shot+2010-04-22+at+2.21.34+PM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463029023625240498" /></a><br />juan to amy: stephen needs 2 screams on his windows... only one window has a scream, and i need 2 for the othas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-8478144976839922784?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-74597273440938902342010-04-15T12:20:00.000-07:002010-04-15T12:40:20.630-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/S8dqoIpcDRI/AAAAAAAAAB0/aKia7yCZNbg/s1600/receptionist-on-phone.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/S8dqoIpcDRI/AAAAAAAAAB0/aKia7yCZNbg/s320/receptionist-on-phone.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460450310958615826" border="0" /></a><br />Monica (answering front phone) : The Colbert Report!<br />Female on the other line: Is Juan there?<br />Monica: Yes, may I ask who is calling?<br />Female: What?<br />Monica: May I ask who is calling?<br />Female: His Baby Mama!!!<br />Monica: Oh, okay, hold on.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Monica walks out to the front stairs and finds Juan there.</span><br /><br />Juan: What?<br />Monica: Baby Mama on the phone for you.<br />Juan: Oh Shitz!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-7459727344093890234?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-40326872043903064142010-04-15T11:42:00.000-07:002010-04-15T12:20:04.475-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/S8dm33S-HsI/AAAAAAAAABs/TPTIfaZwuOI/s1600/Mary+Kate+and+Ashley+Olsen-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/S8dm33S-HsI/AAAAAAAAABs/TPTIfaZwuOI/s320/Mary+Kate+and+Ashley+Olsen-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460446183132372674" border="0" /></a><br />you two arz like twins...cept you the bigger one!<br /><br />(Juan on Kristin and Monica's resemblance)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-4032687204390306414?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-52859262082253041262009-07-13T14:59:00.000-07:002009-07-13T15:00:19.822-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SluuandBEOI/AAAAAAAAABc/0QJwhtQA4b4/s1600-h/stabbed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SluuandBEOI/AAAAAAAAABc/0QJwhtQA4b4/s400/stabbed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358067953977856226" border="0" /></a>stabbed agin!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-5285926208225304126?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-37535214168334502962009-04-15T12:37:00.001-07:002009-04-15T12:41:17.969-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SeY4OuPMxJI/AAAAAAAAABU/A6dD7sm10wA/s1600-h/5-pedicure-cuticle-400a061307.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SeY4OuPMxJI/AAAAAAAAABU/A6dD7sm10wA/s320/5-pedicure-cuticle-400a061307.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325005434993296530" border="0" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" ><span style="font-size:130%;">yesterday I was taking my socks off and my toenail came out and I was like yo what the fuck was that.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-3753521416833450296?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-84814917838454560672009-03-02T13:46:00.000-08:002009-03-02T13:53:17.293-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SaxTsR6X3WI/AAAAAAAAABE/KaxhYrer2mY/s1600-h/Bubble_letters0007.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 192px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SaxTsR6X3WI/AAAAAAAAABE/KaxhYrer2mY/s400/Bubble_letters0007.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308710080950558050" border="0" /></a>caan we mae it bubba lettaz, so erebody cun c it?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-8481491783845456067?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-21988996630031342382009-01-22T13:33:00.000-08:002009-01-22T13:43:26.744-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yg9z29yqVew/SXjoKSuEKuI/AAAAAAAAARM/xA3DwLLxF5Y/s1600-h/8792_broom_mascot_cartoon_character_flexing_his_arm_muscles.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yg9z29yqVew/SXjoKSuEKuI/AAAAAAAAARM/xA3DwLLxF5Y/s320/8792_broom_mascot_cartoon_character_flexing_his_arm_muscles.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294236625495403234" border="0" /></a><br />you tell juan clean yo offiz i say min yor buznez.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-2198899663003134238?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-30971269636185698832009-01-16T12:58:00.000-08:002009-01-16T13:04:51.279-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SXD1_VLDEJI/AAAAAAAAAA8/8Y1bOTkR7D4/s1600-h/clock.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 220px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SXD1_VLDEJI/AAAAAAAAAA8/8Y1bOTkR7D4/s400/clock.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292000030524379282" border="0" /></a><br />so i leavin' at sis-thirty!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-3097126963618569883?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-42731315084559020822009-01-08T12:14:00.000-08:002009-01-08T12:20:23.292-08:00<div>she gotta hole in the wall.<br />(nate - is that where the snakes get in?)<br />snakes... catapilla...<br /><br /><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289020236924182034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 380px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 380px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SWZf4g-33hI/AAAAAAAAAA0/5gKvRxve0Nw/s400/catpil+1.jpg" border="0" /></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-4273131508455902082?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-17447515384287995502008-11-14T13:05:00.000-08:002008-11-14T13:06:33.745-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SR3oUaafiuI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Shz2GA5eqj8/s1600-h/bored2.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SR3oUaafiuI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Shz2GA5eqj8/s400/bored2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268622576478816994" border="0" /></a><br />cos i ain't got nothin to do!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-1744751538428799550?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-35003968847626311582008-10-18T19:31:00.000-07:002008-10-18T19:36:06.898-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SPqdBjHuAYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/McjJjwvzUyM/s1600-h/snitches.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_taoluh3IP9Q/SPqdBjHuAYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/McjJjwvzUyM/s400/snitches.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5258688164841521538" border="0" /></a><br />so doon do it!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-3500396884762631158?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8865504735146053208.post-70862240526635974072008-08-06T12:16:00.001-07:002008-08-06T12:19:42.371-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yg9z29yqVew/SJn1VWIs3kI/AAAAAAAAAEg/5czuOmrTGqE/s1600-h/vacation-travel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yg9z29yqVew/SJn1VWIs3kI/AAAAAAAAAEg/5czuOmrTGqE/s320/vacation-travel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231482189235674690" border="0" /></a>an i don wanaa com bak!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8865504735146053208-7086224052663597407?l=jualog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>juanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14516753760283987327noreply@blogger.com1